tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-178910562011-04-21T22:27:45.891-07:00THIS SITE IS CREATED BASICALLY FOR YOUR AMUZEMENT AND FUNNY RELAXATIONphillipsgudahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09404402191617744987noreply@blogger.comBlogger31100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17891056.post-1129395838333570112005-10-15T10:03:00.000-07:002005-10-20T08:38:37.210-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/566/1687/1600/step3.jpg"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/566/1687/320/step3.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br />A man walks into a doctors office. He says, "Doctor, I'm suffering from silent<br />gas emissions. All day at work, I have these silent gas emissions. Last night<br />during a movie, I had 10 silent gas emissions. This morning in the car on the<br />way to your office, I had five silent gas emissions. And while waiting in your<br />waiting room I had three silent gas emissions. Right now, as a matter of fact,<br />I've just had two more."<br />The doctor replied, "Well, the first thing we're going to do is check is your<br />hearing!"<br /><br />important links<br /><a href="http://phillipsterfasguda.blogspot.com">ARTICLES</a><br /><a href="http://phillipterfasguda.blogspot.com">LOVE TIPS</a><br /><a href="http://phillipterfa.blogspot.com">JOKES</a><br /><a href="http://phillipsterfa.blogspot.com">CARTOONS</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17891056-112939583833357011?l=phillipterfa.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>phillipsgudahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09404402191617744987noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17891056.post-1129394953942882252005-10-15T09:48:00.000-07:002005-10-20T08:42:32.196-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/566/1687/1600/133.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/566/1687/320/133.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br />Laura fell for her handsome new dentist like a ton of bricks and pretty soon had lured him into a series of passionate rendezvous in the dental clinic after hours.<br /><br />But one day he said sadly, "Laura, honey, we have to stop seeing each other. Your husband's bound to get suspicious."<br /><br />"No way, sweetie, he's dumb as a post," she assured him. "Besides, we've been meeting here for six months now and he doesn't suspect a thing."<br /><br />"True," agreed the dentist, "but you're down to one tooth!"<br /><br />important links<br /><a href="http://phillipsterfasguda.blogspot.com">ARTICLES</a><br /><a href="http://phillipterfasguda.blogspot.com">LOVE TIPS</a><br /><a href="http://phillipterfa.blogspot.com">JOKES</a><br /><a href="http://phillipsterfa.blogspot.com">CARTOONS</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17891056-112939495394288225?l=phillipterfa.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>phillipsgudahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09404402191617744987noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17891056.post-1129394018713190572005-10-15T09:33:00.000-07:002005-10-20T09:03:00.990-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/566/1687/1600/funny%20looking.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/566/1687/320/funny%20looking.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br />A woman announces to her friend that she is getting married for the fourth time.<br /><br />"How wonderful! But I hope you don't mind me asking what happened to your first husband?"<br /><br />"He ate poisonous mushrooms and died."<br /><br />"Oh, how tragic! What about your second husband?"<br /><br />"He ate poisonous mushrooms, too, and died."<br /><br />"Oh, how terrible! I'm almost afraid to ask you about your third husband."<br /><br />"He died of a broken nech "A broken neck?" "He wouldn't eat the mushrooms."<br /><br /><br />important links<br /><a href="http://phillipsterfasguda.blogspot.com">ARTICLES</a><br /><a href="http://phillipterfasguda.blogspot.com">LOVE TIPS</a><a href="http://phillipterfa.blogspot.com"><br /><a href="http://phillipsterfa.blogspot.com">CARTOONS</a><br />JOKES</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17891056-112939401871319057?l=phillipterfa.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>phillipsgudahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09404402191617744987noreply@blogger.com0